![]() ![]() The special effects consist of some pretty shoddy puppets and some plastic-looking full scale props. The composer was seemingly blind-and probably deaf, too, judging by the music. It also never ceases to be inappropriate. The music of the film alternates between the soundtrack of a porn film and soft jazz. The plot does not progress in any sensible manner. The director seemed to think he was an artist and included many shots of things that in no way relate to the main story. Literally, this film makes no amount of sense. Hmm, I wonder what major motion picture about an underwater predator could have inspired this film? Hmm, I wonder. If you have any doubt what inspired the creation of this film, look no further than the fact that it was filmed, released, and set in 1977. ![]() In fact, that Rhamphorynchus does not even appear until the film is three-fourths of the way finished. This is rather nitpicky on my part but if the film were any good I'd be more inclined to forgive such small oversights.Įither way, the bulk of the monster role-such as it is-shall be filled by the Plesiosaur. Also, Rhamphorynchus-my favorite pterosaur-is not a bird. Prehistoric reptiles, yes, but not true dinosaurs. Now, I realize movies are under no obligation but be scientifically accurate but neither of these creatures are dinosaurs. Our monsters are a Plesiosaur and a Rhamphorynchus. For one thing, there are no dinosaurs in this film and for that matter there are no monster birds. Although, I they were also responsible for The Green Slime, a bad film in its own right but not remotely as painful.įirst out, I must point out that the title is inaccurate. They were not known for their monster movies and there's a good reason for that if this film is any indication. Just to fill in everyone on the back story of this thing, this comes courtesy of Toiei Studios, Japan. I spent every other minute of this film loudly shouting, in confused and bewildered indignation: "What the fuck?!" This thing could not have hurt me more if I had asked it to spank me harder. It hurts, my friends, and damn it when it comes to movies like this I am a masochist. ![]() Seldom have I seen a movie so consistently unable to do anything right. The Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds Well, Netflix delivered unto me a film I have been aching, for no good reason, to see for ages: ![]()
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